Ah, the age old debate. Well, this time it relates to moutain biking…the east-core riding, or the west-coast riding…what’s the deal.
Singletrack
When East-core folk think singletrack, they think rock gardens, off-camber perpetually wet roots, mud bogs that have eaten small children. Basically, every ride completed soon becomes a fable passed on from generation to generation.
West-coast single track is lined with flowers and has ground so soft you could sleep on it. The little elves that live in the forrest come out each night to dust and sweep away any nasty and pesky debris that could potentially cause a rider some irritation during their pedal stroke.
Hills
West-coast hills are fun little ups and downs. Kinda like riding those roller coasters that you find at a travelling amusement part.
You go up and down and up and down and wheeeee and up and down.
East-core hills are evil reincarnate. It is a relentless barrage of torture devices meant to trip you up at every rotation. The little elves that live in the forrest on the east-core are mean spiteful little creatures. They have to live in the snow half the year and they’re sure pissed off come spring. They go out and lube all obsticles on the trails with grease and goop so as to prevent any traction from being had.
Group Ride
East-core, no matter what the originally intention is, a group ride is an all out mad-dash to beat your fellow riders into the ground at every turn. Elbow thrown, smack talk laid down, and the only time someone stops is to mock and laugh heartily at the unfortunate souls who they just smoked over that last trail. If site of the group is lost, you had better know your way back becuase in the group’s eyes your as good as dead.
West-coast group rides are a friendly bunch that politely wait for everyone to complete the last little bit of technical singletrack (see above). Everyone encourages the rider that is trying to climb that tough hill (see above) and afterwards there is almost a group hug moment since everyone made it back without fail.