So earlier in the week, I hopped on my TT bike to get ready for this weekend’s state omnium. As I rushed out of the house, I completely forgot to bring any sort of inflation/repair device as I usually swap my saddlebag from bike to bike.
A quick 1.5H was all that was on schedule so I opted for the perfectly timed south-end [of lake washington] loop which no matter how fast I go, almost always takes me precisely 1.5H.
The south-end is a commonly travelled loop that if you’re committed to biking, you’ve done. So, as my front wheel started to slowly loose air on Rainier Ave (about 10 miles from home) I was not too worried since I could surely bum a tube and some air off a passer-by.
After riding north along Rainier Ave I *finally* ran into a group of 5 guys stopped on the side of the road…apparently one of their buddies was fixing a flat that he got. "Perfect" I thought, they’ve stopped, I wouldn’t have to slow them down waiting for me to fix my flat. I roll to a stop and introduce myself, comment on their flat and jokingly point to mine. "Any of you have a spare tube I could use?" <insert silence here> *cricket* *cricket* "What’s that sound? Oh, it’s the grass growing" WTH!?!? They all said "nope, no tube". Uh, you mean to tell me that of the 5 of you standing here, only one of them had a tube? Strike 1
Continuing to roll home, I eventually got myself onto Lake Washtingon Ave an even MORE heavily populated cycling route. I’m rolling at like 7-10 mph on my nice rear flat. I hail another rider over that appears to have a roving filing cabinet of compartments on his bike and kindly ask him for a tube and some air. His response? "Sorry, I only have a patch kit and I might need it". First off, if you have a patch kit, throw it out and get tubes instead. Secondly, if you have panniers on your bike and all you carry is a patch kit, take them off. Who knew thier were posers amongst commuters? Strike 2
Finally, someone rolls by and asks if I need a hand. After riding about 7 miles on a flat, I jump at his offer. We pull over and he removes a mini-pump from his handlebar-bag and hands it over to me. "Uh, do you have a tube?" I ask…"Oh, I thought you just needed some air, I don’t have any tubes". Someone is hiding in the bushes with a film crew ready to jump out and laugh at me. Strike 3
While I was getting back on my bike, I saw a teammate roll by, but with traffic and this other guy still talking to me, yelling at my friend rolling in the other direction was futile *sigh* Strike 4 (I should have been out a long time ago)
I make it home and I was pissed. 10+ miles on a flat with no help from anyone. Heck, my dad got offered a ride home not too long ago when he had a flat…and that was by a complete stranger. I did my good karma back in February when I stopped to help a cyclist in the pouring rain in near pitch-dark conditions…ever since it seems the flat gods are out to get me for my good deeds…hopefully they’re on vacation this weekend.